Ever thought how your life would be backwards?

I will posting some short thoughts about how some events would have been better if they happened backwards. First one is broad and general about life as a whole.

So your life path would start from people gathering and talking what a good person you are and how everyone loves you. After that you don't do a shit, you just sit around and keep annoying everyone with your silly advises, keep threatening everyone with your shot gun when you hear word nursing home. Once in a while you recall good old days with your neighbor and 3 wise men. Then without any effort or any supplements and operations you become younger, your teeth grow back and you feel aroused and get your first experience with your wife. Then you return to your job and you are constantly demoted but it is not that important because pretty soon you are gonna become preoccupied with huge number of young women and stuff related to socializing with them.Your daughter goes to school but you can just ignore it. In the next stage you become attractive and since your wife left, you can sit on the couch, drink beer and watch football as much as you want. Then you leave your job to go back to college, school is painful but you could care less because there are hot freshmen chicks around you and hormones just start to kick in.In the next stage you lose a lot of weight and your ulcer heals, liver recovers and you return back to your parents house.Here you don't have to cook, do laundry, care about anyhting. In high school you learn what you already know so you can just sit back and relax. You smoke your first cigarette and make out for the first time. Next thing you know, you don't have to study anymore, you are just spending splendid days running around and constructing towers from bricks and simulate car crashes and eat ice cream. Soon you stop running and your anus shutter speed significantly declines but you are not too woried because you can enjoy some nice female breasts and just lay all day long and be the center of attention. Anyhting you do makes people around you go like "Soooo cuuuttteeee" so you just enjoy everymoment of it. Ultimately you return to a nice warm place, where no one bothers you, no neighbors, no cold temperatures or moscitos. You spend there 9 month and you pass away after an orgasm!!!!

It would have been so mch better then the usual path!!!!