Saturday, January 24, 2009

How do women change as they get older

Very young lady
Thinks she will never kiss without love
Kissing means relations
Doing chores is just to keep parents happy
The most beautiful part of man's body are eyes.
Thinks she won't have sex until 1 month into relations
If boyfriend didn't offer you a ride home- he is a dick

Young Lady
Believes she is very mature
Thinks she will never give bj to the person she doesn't love
Believes she will marry the one she loves and in a gorgeous dress and stuff.
Thinks that cleaning and chores are only neccessary before guests come
Thinks that it is a necessity to wear tons of make up to hide something that compromises her beauty.
The most beautiful part of man's body are arms.
Sex can happen only after second date
If boyfriend didn't give you flowers on bd he is a dick

Young Woman
Thinks she will never have sex with married men.
She has to get married til certain age and have kids to keep her parents happy.
Believes that once she is married she will never divorce
Children can happen only after: you graduate from college, get nice job, build your career
Most beautiful part of man's body is his brain
Sex can happen on the first date especially if you had couple mojitos
Believes that cleaning and chores ca be solved by hiring maid
If after sex he didn't add you on the facebook he is a dick
You should wear more natural make up

Sophisticated Women
Thinks that sex is not enough to add him on facebook
Believes that kiss is not a reason to be accused of cheating
Swears that she will never cheat on him again
Believes that relation is when you live with someone for a half year and you kinda like it.
Believe that most beautiful part of man's body is penis or ass
Thinks that it is now impossible to live in all the mess and dirt pilled up for ages
Thinks that if her man haven't achieved: good job, nice house, nice car.... he is not just dick, he is a pathetic piss of shit
And if he came to the date with you and didn't offer sex he is a fucking moran

Mature Women
Swears that she will never say "never" again because it's gonna be a lie anyways







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